ORPHAN (2009)
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For the longest time imaginable I’ve been wanting to start doing film reviews for my blog Don’t Make Charlie Angry. It’s been attempted and talked about a couple of times amongst my friends and I to perhaps do a once a month video segment based a movie we would see that month. Preferably new, but depending on the situation we may have hit up Regina’s premiere discount movie theatre and seen something that was a couple months old. The fact is is that people still look up reviews on the web for older films, especially when looking through the Wal-Mart $5 movie bin. Silly Movie 2 anyone?
But more than likely it would be for newer movies, and with almost every theatre having a cheap day on one or more days of the week, it no longer has to be a choice between eating Zoodles straight from the can or seeing a movie.
My goal with this blog is to review a movie once a week, and once a month I’ll do a video review as well. The biggest problem I ran into as far as thinking about how I would do this whole thing was “how do I rate these films?”. I will be writing the review of course, accompanied by a logo for quick reference on whether I think it’s worth seeing or not seeing. The logos will be as follows:*The yellow logo is an "Open Door". It means I think you should go see the movie.
*The red logo is a "Closed Door". It means I think you shouldn't even bother taking a peak inside.
Now don’t get me wrong, I respect a system where I could give a percentage or stars or a grade of A, B, or C. Realistically, my opinion of the film will be in the review, and based on that I won’t waste your time by saying “I give this a 7 because it’s worth seeing but it’s not the best. If I don’t think its worth seeing, you will know it by seeing a closed door. If I do think its worth your $10, then you will know it by seeing an open door. Its simple, its to the point, and it works. This is of course being said real early on in my career as a film critic, like most things in life it will undoubtedly change as I see fit, and I may find there are films that will be worthy of an in between rating, at which point I may change my rating system accordingly.
But for now, I hope you enjoy my new blog, and I hope to update it often enough on new movies, old movies, and DVD’s to keep you, the valued reader and film goer, entertained, informed and interested. This is Angry Charlie, opening his door. Welcome.
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- 127 Hours (2010)
- 2012 (2009)
A
- Adjustment Bureau, The (2011)
- Adventures of Tintin, The (2011)
- Alice in Wonderland (2010)
- Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009)
- Apollo 18 (2011)
- Avatar (2009)
B
- Battle: Los Angeles (2011)
- Black Swan (2010)
- Book of Eli, The (2010)
- Bridesmaids (2011)
- Burlesque (2010)
C
- Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
- Cars 2 (2011)
- Catfish (2010)
- Christmas Carol, A (2009)
- Conan O' Brien Can't Stop (2011)
- Contagion (2011)
- Coraline (2009)
- Couples Retreat (2009)
- Cowboys & Aliens (2011)
D
- Date Night (2010)
- Despicable Me (2010)
- Devil (2010)
- District 9 (2009)
- Due Date (2010)
- Dungeon Crawl (2010)
E
F
- Fast Five (2011)
- Final Destination, The (2009)
- Final Destination 5 (2011)
- Fright Night (2011)
- Fourth Kind, The (2009)
- Friends With Benefits (2011)
G
- Gnomeo & Juliet (2011)
- Green Hornet, The (2011)
- Green Lantern (2011)
- Gulliver's Travels (2010)
H
- Halloween II (2009)
- Hanna (2011)
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)
- Help, The (2011)
- Hereafter (2010)
- Hobo with a Shotgun (2011)
I
- Inception (2010)
- Insidious (2011)
- Iron Man 2 (2010)
J
- Jackass 3D (2010)
K
- Karate Kid, The (2010)
- Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)
L
- Larry Crowne (2011)
- Last Exorcism, The (2010)
- Legion (2010)
- Limitless (2011)
- Little Fockers (2010)
- Losers, The (2010)
- Lovely Bones, The ( 2009)
M
- MacGruber (2010)
- Machete (2010)
- Megamind (2010)
- Midnight in Paris (2011)
N
O
- Orphan (2009)
- Other Guys, The (2010)
P
- Paranormal Activity (2009)
- Paranormal Activity 2 (2010)
- Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)
- Paul (2011)
- Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)
- Piranha 3D (2010)
- Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)
- Priest (2011)
- Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010)
Q
R
- Rango (2011)
- RED (2010)
- Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)
- Rio (2011)
- Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011)
- Rite, The (2011)
S
- Sanctum (2011)
- Salt (2010)
- Saw: The Final Chapter (2010)
- Score: A Hockey Musical (2010)
- Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (2010)
- Scream 4 (2011)
- She's Out of My League (2010)
- Sherlock Holmes (2009)
- Shrek Forever After (2010)
- Shutter Island (2010)
- Skyline (2010)
- Smurfs, The (2011)
- Social Network, The (2010)
- Source Code (2011)
- Splice (2009)
- Sucker Punch (2011)
- Super (2010)
- Super 8 (2011)
- Switch, The (2010)
T
- Tangled (2010)
- Thor (2011)
- Town, The (2010)
- Toy Story 1 & 2 (1995 & 1999)
- Toy Story 3 (2010)
- Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)
- Trick R' Treat (2008)
- Tron Legacy (2010)
- True Grit (2010)
U
- Up in the Air (2009)
V
- Valentine's Day (2010)
- Vampire's Suck (2010)
W
- Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (2010)
- Where the Wild Things Are ( 2009)
- Wolfman, The (2010)
X
- X-Men: First Class (2011)
Y
Z
- Zombieland (2009)
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